Here be Burt, he is a beautiful boi.
Burt lives in the blue void and doesn't know how to be sad so he is always happy.
To prey on Burt the Whimsyists create depictions, models and stories of Burt and visit the holy sites like the lion pit, Amsterdam Schipol airport and funny little rings of mushrooms in fields.
On a random Thursday of March lionpocylips day occurs, and all the lions are released.
Pummeling of the oats is next Wednesday, find out more next Wednesday.